It took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates
I saw her mustang
And my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain’t some kinda fool
So I walked right in there handed
She was *on his arm* while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do
she kissed him while I got a beer
she didn’t think I’d show up here
I’m a crazy ex girlfriend
I watched her for awhile but I didn’t like her walk
came across kinda cheap to me
but hey hows that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn’t have on a stitch
somebody tell that girl
step up to the plate
I wanna Pitch
Little Hussy
Well those pretty girls can play there game
but their damn well gonna know my name
I’m a crazy ex-girlfriend
I started throwing things
I scared folks half to death
got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn’t give a second thought to being thrown in jail
Well baby to a hammer everything looked like a nail
I was mad as hell
Well those pretty girls are all the same
but they damn well better know my name
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
