I’ve got a turkey, I’ve got a turkey,
I’ve got a turkey just for you
I’ve got a turkey, I’ve got a turkey
And I hope you’ve got a turkey too
First you cook it then you cut it
And last of all you have to chew
I’ve got a turkey
I’ve got a turkey
I’ve got a turkey just for you!
(chomping noises over an amazing guitar solo)
STEALTH!