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Who shot King Henry V. I. I. I?
Oh wait. That’s King Henry the 8th.
Was it Catherine of Aragon?
Who was rather arrogant
But then they divorced
So that was alright in the end.
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Was it Anne Boleyn who displeased the King.
And one day he said
«you haven’t done the ironing»
Then off with her head
Cause she didn’t do the ironing.
Who shot King Henry the 8th?
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Was it Jane Seymour?
Who he wanted to see more
of…
And they sang
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Was it Anne of Cleves?
Who he said looked like a horse
He showed no remorse
And then came the divorce.
Who shot King Henry the 8th?
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Was it Katherine Howard?
Who he considered a coward
And then she was executed
In 1542
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Was it Katherine Parr?
Who wanted a car
Even though they weren’t invented yet.
And then Henry died
But nobody cried
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Who shot King Henry the 8th?
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
Oh wait he died of natural causes.
La lalala lalalala lalala. lalala lalalala lalala.
