Girls are cute, they rarely poot
and they have wet vaginas
when i was in school, i wasn’t cool
kids thought i was too conflicted
so I thought that a girl would rock my world
if i was a rock n’ roll singer
i guess i was wrong, it wasn’t too long
till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM
fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come,
NOW I’M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol
so i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies
got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack,
and some frivolous glasses
the girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound
and think that I am romantic
when I’m done w/ the show, everyone will know,
that I’m surely gonna get some, sweet pussy!
oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River’s Cuomo!
Is this a satire?
