[Ronnette]
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across America,
Events which bore a striking resemblance
To the ones you have just seen-
began occurring…
[Girls]
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
[Crystal]
Have just witnessed!
[Girls]
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
[Crystal]
California!
[Girls]
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
[Crystal]
Yes they did!
[Girls]
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood…
Thus the plants worked their terrible will,
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
And the plants proceeded to grow…
And grow…
And begin what they came here to do,
Which was essentially to
Eat Cleveland!
And Des Moines!
And Peoria!
And New York!
And this theatre…
[Dead Faces]
They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you,
Don’t feed the plants!
[Dead Mushnik]
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
[Dead Seymour]
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
[Dead Orin]
But whatever they offer you,
[Dead Audrey]
Don’t feed the plants!
[Dead Faces and Girls]
Lookout! Here comes Audrey Two!
[Plant]
Lookout! Here I come for you!
[Dead Faces and Girls]
Hold your hat and hang onto your soul!
Somethin’s comin’ to eat the world whole!
If we fight it, we still got a chance.
But whatever they offer you-
Tho’ they’re sloppin’ the trough for you-
Please whatever they offer you,
Don’t feed the plants…
[Dead Audrey and Dead Seymour]
We’ll have tomorrow!
[Dead Faces and Girls]
Don’t feed the pla—a—ants!
