Pig sucked on a cigarette and mucked the stable. Draped a cable
`round the farmers neck and pulled and called the vet who
Galloped `round. Pronounced him dead. They laid the table.
Turned the spit and baby kitten chewed a finger, lingered on a leg
And licked his paws. It’s neat to be a carnivor!
Passed the plate with farmer’s head on. Sheepy shook a fist
And said he looked like John the Baptist. Piggy did the twist
Said `Try me — I’m salami’. Threw the garlic salt and waltzed
Across the floor. They stuck their forks in. They ate him raw.
It’s neat to be a carnivor!