@ These are official lyrics but they differ significantly from the real ones
The world would be so nice without people but oh so bad without me.
I’m applying for the job to sit behind the BUTTON, watch the spot on my
Knee. And when i’m bored you won’t ignore the goodies i’ve got in store —
Just hang around….It’ll all be over in seconds. Maybe you think i’m
Joking. It’s all just a fabulous wheeze ; and when the times ‘s right i’ll
Freeze, fatle flat on my back. I’m paranoid, i’ve got adenoids. They shot
Me. I like the noise. Now i can talk to the animals talk to the animals.
I’ve drafted out a real persuasive letter. It’ll get the early post. Don’t
Be surprised — its kind of nice when you’re a ghost. I’m a scorpio. I’ll
Start the show with a farewell song on the radio …Hold your nose….
