Ohcharliedon’t dance dance dance
Your head’s in a whirl
In a blind romance
Oh charlielook away look away
Do you believe what the good doctor says
Now there’s rumors in the city that the banks might close
Close for a long holiday
And the papers are full of a new meltdown
Hold your breathfor the winds are all change
Ohnocharlie dance dance
Ohgocharlie dance dance
Ohcharlie dance dance
The minister saysput your hands on your head
Try and breath through your nose
Flat on the floorbum in the air
Let’s all do the death throes
Don’t drink the milkbut the water is fine
The cows got caught in the rain
Charliebelieve what the government says
They don’t moo anymorebut I’m sure they’re not dead
Don’t chew anymorebut I’m sure they’re not dead
Ohgo charlie dance dance
Ohno charlie dance dance