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Host: lets meat contestent number one. He’s a scitsophrantic serial killer
Clown who says women love his sexy smile. Lets find out if his charm will work
On sharron. Sharron what’s your question?
Sharron: contestent number one I believe first impressions last forver so lets
Say you were to come over to my parents house for dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stic.
Contestent 1: Let’s see, well i’d have to think about it. I might show up in a
Tux, ha, but i doubt it. I’d probably just show up naked like i always do, lick
Your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you. Hurry up bitch i’m hungry, i smell
Spagehtii. I’d pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready.your dad
Would probably start tripping, and get me pissed, i’d have to walk up and bust
Him in his fucking lip.
It’s dinner time, we’re hearing grace from your mother, i’d pull a 40 out and
Pour some for your little brother. I’m standing staring at your sister, i’ll
Tell you this, you know for 13 she’s got some big tits.
After that, your dad would try to jump again, only this time i’d put the 40 to
His chin. After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, i’d dry fuck her
Till i nut in my underwear.
Laughing
Host: now lets meat contestent #2. He’s a sycopathinc, deranged crack head freak
Who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts. Sharron,
What’s your question?
Sharron: I like a man whos not affraid to show his true emotion. A man who
Shows his feelings in his own special way. Number two, if you fell in love with
Me, exactly how would you let me know?
2: First thing, i could never love you. you sound like a whichy bitch, yo, fuck
You. But if i did, i’d probably show you that i care, by taking all these other
Mother fuckers out of here. I’d go through your phone book, and whack em all,
And fuck contestent number one, i’d break his fucking jaw. Anyone who looked at
Ya, would have to pay. I’d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day. i’d grab
Your titis, and strech em down past your waist, let em go and watch them both
Spring up in your face. I’d sing love songs to ya, the best i can, get ya naked,
And hit it like a cave man, then we’d go to the beach and walk through the sand,
I’d through a little in your face and say i’m just playing. As you spit it all
Out, i’ll rub your back, and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack.
Host: Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just over flowing with
Sensativity sharron, it’s a tough choice so far sharron, lets have your last
Question and see which one of these will win the rights to your neden.
Sharron: if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the exact same
Time,tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would you pick up
Line be. whoevers the smoothest wins.
1: okay, first, i’d slide up to the bar, and tell you that i can’t believe how
Fucking fat you are. i’d tell you that i like the way you make your titis
Shake, and if you lost a little weight you’d look like ricki lake.
2: fuck that, youd be jacking me quick. I’d order you a drink, and stir it with
My dick. And then to get yoru attention in the crowded place, id simply walk up
And stick my nuts in your face.
1: yeah, freak her with your nuts yeah, that’ll get her.
2: tell her that she’s fat, yeah that’ll work even better.
1; look, fuck you, ive got a strong rap shit, you don’t want contesteant number
2 he’s mad whack. I walked into a bar, and there he was, standing up on a
Bucket, eew, trying to fuck it. It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama.
2: Damn Doggg! are you gonna dis your mama?