(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Serial Slaughterin’ Strangalars,
Jugglin’ Jugglin’ Juggulas,
Fall-in, fat floppy titty freaks…
IC fuckin’ P’s in the Haugh!
(Violent J)
Abracadabra, boom shaka day,
I’m Violent J, and I’m back like a vertebrae.
And I come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha Ha-Ha Ha Ha Ha-Ha-Ha, fuck you.
Wicked Clowns, we’d like to say what’s up,
To the Cobras, X-men, and Counts,
And everybody with clown love,
Even sets I never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, I’d pack up and hit the road,
Cause I don’t wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an axe, and I’ll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, ya get a two liter wit’ ’em.
And when the genie says on with the show,
It’s Hokus Pokus Joker’s, Great Milenko.
(Chorus)
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house.
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come out
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Shazaam, Bam! Shaka-laka lokey,
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis,
Call me a psycho skitzo freak,
And I’ll call you by your name! (Dick Anus)
Cuz I could give two shits and a fuck,
I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn-clown truck.
I’m a circus ninja southwest voo-doo wizard,
I grab ya gizzard!
Jump on the carpet, let’s take a spin,
Everybody’s waitin’ for the show to begin.
Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go,
Try to land in a glass of Faygo!
You suck! Ya missed the fuckin’ glass,
Broke ya neck, and busted ya fuckin’ ass,
But the genie says on with the show,
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!
(Chorus)
What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore.
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Enter Milenko’s funhouse.
Walk right though the wrecked hall.
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
(Violent J)
Rude Boy and Chucky, down with the clown,
First time we ever went to Mexican town.
I remember, we couldn’t pay the bill, they got hot,
And beat us down in the fucking parking lot!
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack,
Tagged ICP by the train tracks!
And it was on, the dawn of a new day,
Magical carpets grippin’ down the freeway.
(Violent J)
Walked in a gypsy’s tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah,
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes,
That night, I fucked three fat bitches!
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Can’t get the fuck wit’ it, forget it,
I’ll rip ya face off, and wipe my ass wit’ it!
When the genie says on with the show,
It’s Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!
(Chorus)
Climb aboard our magic train, and join us in song.
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride.
City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on!
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride.
Climb aboard our magic train, and join us in song.
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride.
Clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clown
Hokus Pokus Joker’s ride,
Come take a spin on the carnie ride.
Fuck that!