Man, my car broke down, I couldn’t get to a phone
By the time I got home, I had to take out the trash
And walk the dog, then a client of mine called
Before I knew it, it was like 10:30
You know, my body’s been acting kind of wierd so I needed some rest.
Your shit won’t stink ’til you rub your nose in it
Man, you’ll never believe what happened to me today
I had to get my brother from the airport
On the way home, I had to pick up my niece from daycare
And I guess when I was driving or something
I didn’t see the nail
By the time the tow truck came, the last thing I wanted
To do was work
I got 1000 excuses why I can’t get anything done on time
And I’ll make you feel sorry for me
By whining about my epilepsy
Man, I know things have kind of sounded wishy-washy
From the get go. When got 1000 things going on
It’s kind of har to keep your head screwed on tight,
If you know what I mean.