Started at the age of 4
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size 4
Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn’t made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only
King for a day princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day princess by dawn
Just wait ’til all the guys get a load of me
My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I’m not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don’t knock it until you tried it
