Do you have the time

To listen to me whine

About nothing and everything

All at once

I am one of those

melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it



Sometimes I give myself

The creeps

Sometimes my mind plays

Tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

I'm just stoned



I went to a shrink

To analyze

My dreams

She says

it's lack of se

That's bringing me down

I went to a whore

She said

My life's bore

And quit

My whining

'Cause it's bringing her down



Sometimes I give myself

The creeps

Sometimes my mind plays

Tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

I'm just stoned





Grasping to control

So you better hold on