Iґve no wish to hurry you luv
But have you seen the time
Itґs quarter to ten and weґre supposed to be there
At nine
I donґt think the registrar
Will be very pleased
When we show up an hour late
Like two frozen peas
Both now facing for the first time
Presently and past
Something that begins with M
And ends in alas
More than not complete disaster
Even from the start
What could it be…
Itґs Matrimony
I know how youґve dreamt about
Being walk down the aisle
But think of the money weґll save
And youґll see itґs worthwhile
It wonґt please our mums and dads
But they donґt even know
Besides if they did whatґs the betting
