I have a magic toenail
I keep it on my foot
Its always there to rescue me
It has the cutest cuticle
Free of all disease
As toenails go,
Its really quite extra-ordinary
Thank you, thank you
Thank you magic toenail
I love my magic toenail
Its magical and good,
Sometimes i’ll take my magic toenail to lunch
And give it a sandwich
Because it likes to eat the sandwiches
Thank you, thank you
Thank you magic toenail
I love you magic toenail