The words are so familiar-
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn’t have to be like this.
If you don’t make a friend, now
One might make you-
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don’t look so surprised
Happy birthday…Fucker
Blow that candle out,
We’re gonnaa kick you
[Don’t say you’re not because you are]
[Don’t say you’re not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]
All you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
Never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come —
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year you’ll sit and take it
And you will like it —
It’s the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz I’m the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hold —
You may never see the light again
[There’s always an easy way out]
[There’s always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
Never felt this much alive
