I’m enlisting, overseas aid
Need assisting, help with a maid
Get the expert, on mademoiselles
He could diffuse, any bombshell
If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own, small, battle of the sexes
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine
Keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign
