You talk about the weather
Sun’s out — it’s gonna rain
It’s gonna pour down.
Take a drive — no car
Take walk — let’s stay home
And fool around.
You talk about religion
Moses — Jezebel
Go to church — go to bed
Godspell — go to Hell
Why can’t you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty
You talk about politics
White House — whore house
Revolution — prostitution
President — Mickey Mouse.
You talk about music
Chopin — too square
Heavy metal — too loud
Top twenty — who cares?
Why can’t you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.
Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse — White House
Filthy naked poses — Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism — communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can — Chopin.
(Guitar Solo)
You talk about painting
Van Gough — kiss my, ear
Gaugin — go where?
Van Dyke — she’s queer.
You talk about Shakespeare
Romeo — or Juliet
Dickens — good idea
Oliver Twist — not quite yet
Why can’t you talk dirty?
I like it, when you talk dirty.
Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse — White House
Filthy naked poses — Moses
Masochism, sadism, lesbianism — communism
Suntan, striptease, can-can — Chopin
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty
Talk dirty, talk dirty