Man you should have seen me way back then
I could tell a tale, I could make a spin
I could tell you black was white I could tell you day was night
Not only that I could tell you why
Back then I could really tel a lie
Well I’d hire a kid to say he was lame
Then I’d touch him and make him walk again
Then I’d pull some magic trick I’d pretend to heal the sick
I was takin’ everything they had to give
It wasn’t all that bad a way to live
Well I’m in this desert town and it’s hot as hell
But no one’s buyin’ what I got to sell
I make my lame kid walk I make a dumb guy talk