YOU OOH OOH ANOTHER HAIRDO MOBUTU SHOES
THIS ROMAN NOSE
YOUR’RE UGLATTO
YOU GRIN LIKE A STAR
THE GRILLE OF A CAR
FAT OLDSMOBILO
A PUFFED POTATO
THIS ROMAN SAY UGH-LATTO
YOU A BAD TOMATO SPEAK ESPERANTO
SO DESPERATO AND CONSTIPATO
THIS ROMAN NOSE
YOU’RE UGLATTO
WHY DO YOU WIGGLE SO YOU MAKE ME
WANT TO HO HO IN FRONT OF PEOPLE