Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you’re here
I queefed — Enjoy
Make the most of my butt-toast
Enjoy my good friends — Enjoy
The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery
Come and share a treat with me
I can’t recall the last time I washed my feet
We’re in for a treat
Here’s my shoes — Enjoy
And here’s my socks — Enjoy
Make the most of my toe toast
Enjoy, my good friends — Enjoy
Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank God you’re here
I queefed — Enjoy
Smell my feces — Enjoy
Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas
Enjoy my good friends — Enjoy