I’m an old school punk rocker — He’s a Punk Rocker!
And I can play, hay hay hay — Not One note!
Cuz when we started out — Out Out Out!
You didn’t have to — Not Necessary!
Non uh me lyrics rhyme — They Don’t Rhyme!
Cuz basically I’m illiterate — He’s Illiterate
Actually I’m a bit confused — He’s A Bit Confused
And my songs are a bit confusing too — What??
We are Old School — Oi Oi
Old School Old School — Oi Oi
Even if we never finished school — Oi Oi
We’re still Old School — Oi Oi
We like to dress up like pirates — Pirates?
We wear funny haircuts and pins and things — Pins And Things!
Then we get drunk and stagger around — They Stagger Around!
And spit on each other and old ladies and things — Spit On Old Ladies!