David Hasselhoff: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. Mmm, jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
Girls: No thank you sir.
DH: Ah, c’mon, I’m a trustworthy guy.
G: No thank you sir.
DH: Oh little girl I wouldn’t tell you no lie
G: I know your game
DH: How can you say that, we only just met
G: You’re all the same
DH: Ooh, she’s got me there, but I’ll get her yet
G: I got you there
DH: No you didn’t, I was catching my breath. And look it’s starting to rain and baby you’ll catch your death.
G: Well, I don’t know
DH: Ah, come on it costs nothing to try. And you’ll arrive home nice and dry.
DH: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
DH: Jump in my car, I wanna take you home. C’mon jump in my car, it’s too far to walk on your own.
G: Well maybe I will.
DH: Ah, that’s better now, you’re talking sense.
G: You best be keep still.
DH: Well, if you like I’ll just put up a fence.
G: No need to get smart.
DH: Well alright we’ll soon be on our way.
G: We better start.
DH: What for?
G: Because it’s such a long way.
DH: Well, why, where d’you live?
G: I live down south, it’s roughly eighty-four miles.
DH: Hey slow down, you must be joking there behind that cute smile.
G: Oh, no I’m not.
DH: Well, if you’re not there’s only one thing to say.
G: And what’s that?
DH: Get out the car, get on your way.
DH: Get out of my car.
G: But you just said that you’d take me home.
DH: Well, it’s just too far.
G: But there’s no way that I can get there alone.
DH: I couldn’t care less.
G: Maybe I could see you next week.
DH: But you look a mess.
G: Look who’s talking, you got no right to speak.
DH: Get out of my car!
G: You told me that you’re a really nice guy
DH: Well I am… Yeah! Get out of my car. Get out! Get out of my car!