The first time you knew it was true.
You loved her and she had to have you.
All that night, she made you feel so
Strong and husky, male and musky,
Then she got on your horse and took off.
That was the last you saw of her.
You’d like to think you know her.
Know what it takes to Make Her Purr,
But she don’t live here anymore.
You looked around, I’ll admit it was sad,
Trying to hide that you wanted her so bad.
It took some time, then you finally
Saw her again and she ignored you like the
Rancid mustard in the fridge door,
The she left with Damon from Blur.
You’d like to think you know her.
Know what it takes to Make Her Purr,
But she don’t live here anymore.
