Dennis is a menace
With his «Anyone for tennis?»,
And he’d beseech me to come keep the score.
And Maude said, «Oh Lord, I’m so terribly bored».
I really can’t stand it anymore…
I’m going out to dinner
With a gorgeous singer —
To a little place I know
Down by the key.
Her name is Patricia
(she calls herself Delicia),
And the reason isn’t
Very hard to see.
She said God made her a sinner
Just to keep those fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before her feet.
They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops.
One can often see the
Queue right down the street.
Because Patricia
(or Delicia)
Not only is a singer,
She also removes all her clothing.