Don’t open the box
Take the money
Take it to the shops
Where we can spend it all honey
On 90s memorabilia and rock ‘n’ roll records
And experience the genius of Terence and Leonard
Send them victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
In the studio for us
My eyes have seen the glory of
The legend and the story of
Feather cropped and blow dried hair
Clver clogs and Lionel Blairs
And I won’t be watching TV anymore
I’ll poke my TV eyes out the door
Nail my other records to the record shelf
En;lighten, educate and entertain myself
Listening to the sounds of Lenny and Terence