Reporter:
He’s coming! He’s coming! Conrad Birdie is coming!
Hey Conrad, how about answering a few questions?
How do you feel about joining in the Army?
Albert:
Ah Ah Ah, how does he feel…You ask how he feels
He’s much too shy to tell you,
So, I’ll tell ya how he feels
He feels brave and eager!
Strangely humble! Proud to be a plain GI!
Rosie:
He would gladly face those bullets,
For he’s not afraid to die!
Chorus:
For he’s a fine, upstanding, patriotic, healthy, normal
American boy!
Albert:
And that’s why he volunteered for…
Voice:
Volunteered? I thought he was drafted!
Voice:
And he appealed…three times!
Rosie:
Sing!
Girls:
We love you Conrad
Oh yes we do
We love you Conrad
