I was walkin’ down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
«Go away…OK…No way…AGGGHHHHHHHGH»
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin’ wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin’ like a leech
He said «Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?»
I say «Motherfucker…ifyoureach..
I don’t know what I’m goin’ to do»
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin’ my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin’ mighty good…
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
‘CAUSE YOU’RE A SLUT