A cheap and evil girl sets out on the city
She’s moistened every curl, she’s poisonously pretty
And the unsuspecting fool falls prey
As the din detective’s led astray
And the genuflecting boys all say,
‘The Cheap and Evil Girl will get her way’
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl dances if you’re worthy
She teases every twirl, she’s deviously dirty
And you fantasize about the ample
Milky thighs you’d like to sample
Vocalize to her example
Deep, illegal sighs- Oh! It’s a scandal!
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
Into the club for a rub in the sauna
Stream through the steam, there’s a shot, you’re a goner
Cry as you die cause you know you still want her
She can hypnotize
With her evil eyes
The cheap and evil girl wears you like a locket
She polished every pearl then she put you in her pocket
And the undertaker hears the sounds
Of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds
Shaking all the wrong ones down
Cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
The cheap and evil girl
She’s the cheap and evil girl