well your the first car in an hour or so
glad you stopped in, its been slow around here today,
just like everyday
well i couldnt help but notice your California plate
and i though i recognized that name on your credit card,
your a movie star
well i cant wait to get back home,
to tell all my buddies,
that i met one of the most famous people in the country
well i only go to movies
when im down and bold and green
and the cable dont come this far so i never watch tv
i know you played in something
but im gonna need some help
wait weren’t you in cannonball? no,oh well
allow me to introduce myself,
the name aint john
this is sombody else
its breezy shirt,
my names Kurt
this is the town that i grew up in
never seen L.A. the closest i been to hollywood is dollywood
but when you get back to beverly hills,
you can tell all your buddies
that you met one of the most famous people in the country
cuz i caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake
and i threw the winning touchdown pass
the night that we won state
and i’m still signin autographs
after all these years
oh,yeah i guess im gonna need yours,sign….um…here
im thinkin bout doin some actin someday
if i ever make it out to L.A.
can i give you a shout
maybe, crash on your couch
if you hear of any roles that are floatin around
that put me and Ashley Judd makin out in a steamy love-scene
id work pretty cheap
if the phones are down, just ask around, you’ll get a hold of me
cuz im one of the most famous people in the country
you’re talkin to one of the most famous people in the country
6 pack,it was wasnt it you’re in that move 6 pack
you look a lot thinner and younger on tv
are you gaining weight for a role or something?
im serious about that Ashley Judd thing
i would work for free
