Someday I’m gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don’t really need it,
Thanks to reality shows.
Can’t wait to date a supermodel,
Can’t wait to sue my dad.
Can’t wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab….
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Cause when you’re a Celebrity
It’s adios reality
You’ can act just like fool
People think you’re cool
Just cause you’re on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn’t just how I like it
They say I’ve gone insane,
I’ll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don’t go my way.
I’ll get community service
No matter which law I break.
I’ll make the supermarket tabloids,
They’ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
THE MORE MY PRICE GOES UP!
Chorus-
Cause when you’re a celebrity,
It’s adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you’re cool,
Just cause you’re on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I’ll blame it on the fame
And say it’s just so tough.
Being a celebrity.
So let’s hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We’ll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
Chorus-
Yeah, When you’re a celebrity
It’s adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you’re cool,
Just cause you’re on TV.
…Being a celebrity.
…Yeah celebrity!
…uh huh
ugh?? Where’s my coffee?»