Grandma needs new denturesTo eat the crust on pizzaBeen taken out by her daughterBecause she thought she ought’aThe kids are eating snickersBecause they’re so deliciousThen there’s sticky fingersAnd mother loses her knickers
BANK HOLIDAY COMES SIX TIMES A YEARDAYS OF ENJOYMENT TO WHICH EVERYONE CHEERSBANK HOLIDAY COMES WITH A SIX PACK OF BEERTHEN ITS BACK TO WORK A.G.A.I.N.
Bar-b-que is cookingSausages and chickenThe patio is buzzingThe neighbours they are lookingJohn is down the fun pubDrinking lots of lagerGirls and boys are on the gameAll the high streets look the same
