I took her out it was Mc Donald’s so romantic yes it was
We started eating fries but then we got sick
And we went to KFC
And that’s about the time we started vomiting
Nobody likes you when you eat at KFC
And people love it when diss this song
What the hell is your problem
My friends say I should join their cult
What’s my cult again?
What’s my cult again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called my parents from a pay phone
I told them bout the cult
And they asked where they could join
Am I the only one who looks down on joining cults
And that’s about the time that they told me
Nobody likes it when I’m vomiting
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is their cult
May be I should join a cult
What’s the cult again