(TV party tonight, TV party tonight, TV party tonight, TV party tonight)
WeХre gonna have a TV party tonight (All right)
WeХre gonna have a TV party all right (Tonight)
(WeХve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
EverybodyХs gonna hang out here tonight (All right)
WeХll pass out on the couch all right (Tonight)
(WeХve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
(DonХt talk about anything else, we donХt wanna know)
(WeХre dedicated to our favorite shows)
ThatХs Incredible, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Fridays
We sit glued to the TV set all night (And every night)
Why go into the outside world at all (Its such a fright)
(WeХve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
TV really shows what its like out there (Its a scare)
You can go out if you want (We wonХt care)
(WeХve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
(DonХt talk about anything else, we donХt wanna know)
(WeХre dedicated to our favorite shows)
Saturday Night Live, Monday night football, Jeffersons, Vegas
I wouldnХt be without my TV for a day (Or even a minute)
DonХt even bother to use my brain any more (ThereХs nothing left in it)
(WeХve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
Hey wait a minute, my TV doesnХt work (Its broken)
What are we gonna do tonight, this isnХt fair (WeХre horny)
(WeХve got nothing better to do, than watch TV and have a couple of brews)
(WhatХre we gonna talk about, I donХt know)
(WeХre gonna miss our favorite shows)
No ThatХs Incredible, no Monday night football, no Jeffersons, no Fridays
(No TV party tonight)