Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you’ll be crawling
and you’ll pray to be there soon
with sports and wine
Yeh yeah.
Sports and wine, no no
Some men never grew up
fortunate like you
some men never found out
what it takes to be a dude
that’s sports and wine, yeh yeah.
sports and wine, no no
The girls don’t understand it
what you think is art
my, oh my, we’re all impressed
how sensitive you are
everybody’s talking about you now
you know it’s true
because it always has been
sports and wine for you
So you asked me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I don’t know what I know you know
I know you make me sick
Sports and wine
Sports and wine
the girls don’t understand it,
anything you say
I don’t understand it either
guess that makes me gay.
Everybody’s talking about you now
you know it’s true
No, no, no, no, no …