. Performed by: Sir Mix-A-Lot
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% woah, butt-head, check it out! it’s a monster. it’s like, frankenstein.
heh heh…
* this monster is not human. it feels no pain. it can’t be reasoned with.
huh huh…
% yeah, heh, yeah, heh. and he’s really horny, too. heh heh…
* huh huh… that’s cool.
> heh heh, huh huh…
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Raggedly runnin’ for hills ’cause the mack is back,
I’m hookin’ up girls by facts,
If you’re stacked, you can rub a big mack,
I gotta get some so don’t worry ’bout scraps, oh no!
Five foot eleven with a seven foot game,
Got a big mouthpiece and i show no shame,
Monsta kinky, have no morals,
Monsta love to get oral, mmmm!
Ducked and cause and the girls like that,
I was born and bred to be a mack.
Once your sign is played,
You gotta put a little style in your game nowadays.
In the sixties girls was all high,
Lsd had ’em givin’ up thighs,
The baby boom was on and i dropped,
No more woodstock, but now ya got mix-a-lot!
So put me in your cd changer,
Watch your girl ’cause mix ‘ll re-arrange her,
Ooh he sexist, ooh he sexist,
Keepin’ ol’ rush limbaugh restless,
I’m a mack and that’s monsta,
Straight chase girls through the tail ’cause i won’t stop,
You can call it whacked but you respect this black,
When it comes to game,
I’m a monsta mack.
Big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
Big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
I’m a monsta mack.
Big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
Big name, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
but she ain’t nasty as me,
’cause mix-a-lot is stuck on freaky,
Can’t stop tappin’ that tweety,
Givin’ to the needy,
Nope, ’cause i’m too damn greedy,
Here i go, walkin’ through the mall,
Don’t play ball, but i got game for ’em all,
Funky’s on a victim, funky’s on a victim,
Mister richard is hot so let’s sick him,
And like a tomahawk, jumpin’ i’m a stud,
Girl you got to give my pud,
The pick-up king is back buddy,
Tryin’ to get blessed
To these big-ass balls and understudy,
But i’m not tryin’ to call ya no bitch girl,
Don’t give a damn if you’re poor or rich girl,
And we can play a little pool,
I’m pokin’ that 8-ball cool,
And the booties, i still like the booties,
She got a little waist,
Doin’ scrotch just to keep me on my duty,
Giant size game’s what i’m droppin’,
Straight freaks with those big-ol’ glutz’ is what i’m knockin’,
Now the right wing wanna test me,
If likin’ sex is a crime then you arrest me,
But don’t tell me who to sing to jack,
’cause a third of your life is in the sack,
I’m a monsta mack.
Want more buddy, want more buddy,
But the mix-a-lot game is tough,
Want more buddy, want more buddy,
But the mix-a-lot game is tough,
I’m a monsta mack.
Yeah, lookin’ for sex, but the mix-a-lot game is tough,
Lookin’ for sex, but the mix-a-lot game is tough.
Drivin’ my car by the bus stop,
’til i spot a young cutie straight suckin’ down a soda pop,
Baby girl’s winkin’, mix-a-lot’s thinkin’,