Have you ever wondered why
your belly hung over your
fly? Have you ever asked
yourself «Hey, am I fat?»
Well if you were a smarter
man, you would have realized
that the answer is «yes»
Now i’m here to help you out
my friend, to make you strong
and fit again.
Sign your fat ass online, or
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watch so she can be a witness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh. Oh, it’s
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Because fat boy it’s all about
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watch so she can be a witness.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh. Oh, it’s
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you’re as fat as the loch ness!
I know you want to be able to
play ball with your kids, and
run, and hide, and be their
friend, but fatty it’s gonna take
a lot to get you thin.
Oh Porky….it’s all about the
fitness in the end!