You don’t know what it’s like
to have this defect like I.
I’m always getting picked on,
and the second I hear «Hey John»
I know it’s coming.
It’s so hard to move because it’s
so heavy. It’s hard to keep it
from falling.
Oh, oh, I got a big stupid head!
Sometimes I wish I were dead!
I wanna sleep, but what’s the point?
I’ve broken so many beds.
I thought if I started lifting weights
my body would catch up to the size
of my BIG STUPID HEAD!!!!!
Why couldn’t I be born with a head the
normal size as yours? It’s not fair! Oh
no, it’s really not fair!
Oh, oh, I got a big stupid head!
Sometimes I wish I were dead!
So hard to move, so hard to MOVE!!
Oh, oh, I got a big stupid head!
Please someone shrink my head?!