If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you furnature for your house (Maybe a nice chseterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I’d buy your love.
If I had $1000000
I’d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn’t that be fabulous
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I’d buy your love.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would, we’d just eat more.
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkle)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000
I’d be RICH!
