My friends wonder what’s gone wrong with me
I’m not the nice guy I used to be
I’m mean, malicious and I flaunt
I’m looking to get everything that I want
It’s crime and everybody knows it
I’m not just some stupid jock
I’m the stoniest on my block
Crime pays baby, it pays good
I ripped off my neighborhood
It’s a crime and evrybody knows it
In this big old USA
You gotta take and take and take
A snake in the grass will get you before a boar on
The hill
You don’t think I’m talking about you but someday
You will
