Yakko: U.N. me, we had a bag of fun
Down by the East Riverside
That United Nations there
Drives away a fella’s care
183 countries meet
Down by the East Riverside
New York, off 42nd Street.
Wakko: See foreign states with a grudge
Down by the East Riverside
United Nations tries to fix
Wars, famine, and oil slicks
Boutros Boutros Ghali-gee
Down by the East Riverside
Leads the General Assembly.
Dot : The gift shop will take traveler’s checks
Down by the East Riverside
German tourists were not rare
Buying T-shirts and flatware
Ate pastry from Liberia
Down by the East Riverside
At the U.N. cafeteria.
YW+D : Took a tour with some Dutch
Down by the East Riverside
We had a guide from Japan
Who had a decent pension plan
Saw costly artwork from Brazil
Down by the East Riverside
On which my soda I did spill.
U.N. me, we had a bag of fun
Down by the East Riverside
Saw flags on shiny poles
From lands with lofty goals
We’ll beat our swords into liverwurst
Down by the East Riverside
But no one wants to be the first
YW+D : But then I guess it could be worse
Wakko: We could still sing one more verse
YW+D : U.N. me!