Performed by adam sandler and tara
Transcribed by big brother.
[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]
And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl.
Girl: you wanted to ask me something?
Excited southerner: yes, I did. I — first of all I just wanted to say that you’re — very pretty girl, and i, I — hoo — you’the — we’ve known each other for so long now, and-uh, it’s ab
Ime that the two of us — we’re both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don’t want to die alone, I — tell you that much — hoo — getting ahead of myself — got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conce
E on what I’m trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don’t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there,
I’m, the-, i’m, I’m — hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the — hoo, woo hoo — sex optional — you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you’re going to love m
D that — that’s fi— til death do us part i, we’ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset — no prenuptial agree —
Girl: look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment.
Excited southerner: coooooo.