Performed by adam sandler and jon
Contributed by chris durkin
Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.
Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?
Excited southerner: hi, how are you…i was…if you could, tell me, if you…eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come… a la carte, if you see the…i
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and…I’m watching my
Weight…diabetic, with the low sodium…if you could broil…i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns…i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that’s, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak…the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
Waiter: I’ll come back when you’re ready.
Excited southerner: hoooo…