[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
[Man]:
Mr. Gibson? I’m sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
just wanted to say hello.
[Excited Southerner]:
Well I…I can’t…believe…I’m in the…laser disc…Mr.Gibson…I…I
…I…such a…got to…I…Braveheart was…you…you’re…got your
autograph…with a 8X10 gloss…your face was burnt though…Tina
Turner…singing a song to the…mama…mother…mother…loves you too…got
to…Bird On the Water…not such a good picture but…you made up for it with
the Mad Max…got a…mail…mail was very…got so much going…and the koala
bears…got…I’m a big fan…Golden Globe awards…if maybe the people’s
choice…
[Man]:
Alright. That’s enough. I’m sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.