[Talking quietly]
M1: «Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.»
M2: «We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!»
M1: «And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.»
M2: «Well we better study our butts off.»
M1: «Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.»
M2: «Ok, enough talking, let’s study!»
M1: «All right.»
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
M2: «Uh oh»
M1: «Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We’ll never get any studying done with him in the library.»
[Heavy steps continue]
M2: «Oh god, he’s taking the stairs! That means he’s going to be way out of breath!»
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: «Oh no, he’s going to sit with us.»
Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] «Hey fellas, studying for the big test?»
M1: «Uh, yes Fatty, we were.»
Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] «Great! I’ll join ya.»
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: «Hey Fatty, why don’t you go to the bathroom ’till you catch your breath?»
Fatty: «No, no, I’m catching it!»
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: «Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we’re trying to concentrate.»
Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] «Sure, no problem.»
M1: «Oh man.»
Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] «This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.»
[Whining continues even louder]
M1: «Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.»
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: «Fatty! Please keep it down!»
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: «Is he sleeping!?»
M1: «No, it’s his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.» [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
M2: «Ahh geez Fatty, what’s wrong with you!?»
Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] «I’m trying.»
[Whining continues]
M1: «Fatty, you know what’s going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!»
[Whining gets higher and higher until it’s continuous]
M2: «Oh no, that one’s going to do it!»
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: «Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!»
Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] «I’m sorry!»
Fireman Ray: «Fire! Man the building!»
M1: «Sorry Fireman Ray, it’s not the fire alarm.»
Fireman Ray: «Fatty McGee, is that you again!?»
Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] «Yes.» [Snort] «Sorry.» [Snort]
Fireman Ray: «Didn’t we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?»
Fatty: [Whiney voice] «But I like the stairs!»
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] «Why!?»
Fatty: [Still whining horribly] «They’re fun!»
Fireman Ray: «Oh Fatty McGee, you’re the fattest!»
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]