It’s a way past noon — I just woke up
Man — I feel like shit
One drink too much — took me right out — pass
How the hell did I get home
I was still in bed when I heard the door
Somebody kept on knockin’
And there she was — neat as a pin
Smile on the face — staring down on me
There she was — there she was
Asking for a little donation
There she was — there she was
Shakin’ more than my foundations
So I asked her in — and to my surprise
She didn’t waste no time
She took off her dress — kicked off her shoes
And threw away her glasses
She was here — she said — to save my soul
Asking for a little donation
I gave her all I had to give
Waiting for my salvation
There she was — there she was
Praying for a little donation
On her knees — there she was
Shakin’ more than my foundations
— There she was
Begging for a little donation
Down on her knees —
She rocked me down to my foundations
— down to my foundations
It’s all for a good purpose
But it ain’t for charity
It’s all for a good purpose
She came for money — and gave her dignity
C.O.D. — Charity
C.O.D. — Charity — no charge
C.O.D. — Charity — no fees
C.O.D. — Charity
C.O.D. — Charity — she came — she saw — she conquered
C.O.D. — Charity
C.O.D. — Charity — she came — she saw — she had it from me
C.O.D. — Charity
C.O.D. — Charity — down
C.O.D. — Charity — down on me
C.O.D. — Charity — oh Lord
C.O.D. — Charity — she’s sucking out the devil,
the devil in me
You know — I’m good
Do you like my holy donation
Just call on me — whenever you want
And rock me down to my foundations
