Cock a snoot
Loop the loop
Hock the hula-hoop
But now it yo-yo’d back again
Shiver me timbers
Just jumped ship with a little faith
We could win the championship
Parachute substituteproblem is it’s soooo cute
Worklesscashlesshungry and in debt
Outta houseoutta homeoutta pocket
They persuade you
That they made you then betrayed you
And they blame you with the power of persuasion
The power of persuasion
The power of persuasion
The power of persuasion
You bought the troll
You bought the gonk
You took it homeand put it on a pedestal
We needed a saviour
But from it’s behaviour
Why did it have to be so extra-terrestrial?
Tax deductible. cash corruptible
Never the less another poolswinner
Penniless dog tooth check
Cash and carry find a girl
Settle down and marry
They persuade you
That they made you
The proclaim
And they’ll maim you with the power of persuasion
The power of persuasion
The power of persuasion
The power of persuasion
I sold the eskimo snow
Build the skyline outta playdo
Persuading you that monochrome is dayglo
With the power of persuasion
