Chorus:
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
A yophife do you eat em? notip do you eat em?
Uh huhnot at all(again)
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
Jarobido you eat em? nopeshahdo you eat em? (nope)
Not at all
Q-tip and phife(trading lines):
A tisketa tasketwhat’s in mama’s basket?
Some veggie links and some fish that stinks
Whyjust the other dayI went to grandma’s house
Smelled like she conjured up a mouse
Eggs was fryinham was smellin
In ten minutesshe started yellin (come and get it)
And the gettin’s were good
I saidI shouldn’t eatshe saidI think you should
But I can’tI’m plagued by vegetarians
No cats and dogsI’m not a veterinarian
Strictly collard greens and a occasional steak
Goes on my plate
Asparagus tips look yummyyummyyummy
Candied yams inside my tummy
A collage of good eatssome snacks or nice treats
Apple sauce and some nice red beets
This is what we snack on when we’re questin’
(both: no second guessin)
Chorus:
(q-tip: bridge)
Phife:
Now drop the beatso I can talk about my favorite tastings
The food that is the everlastingsee I’m not fasting
I’m gobblinglike a dog on turkey
Beef jerkyslim jimsI eat sometimes
I like lemons and limes
And if not thattake it the road see and the salad sopped
Sit backrelaxlisten to some hip hop
Q-tip:
Gum drops and gummy bears tease my eyes
A sight for sore ones and some bore pies
And other goodies that are filled with goop
With fried apple roots
Delectable delightscontrol my appetites
Mine is for merightbut I know what I like
Chicken for lunchchicken for my dinner
ChickenchickenchickenI’m a finger lickin winner
When breakfast time comesI don’t recognize
Pig in the pan or a pair of bogey chides
Mixed with stewed tomatoeshome fried potatoes
Or anything with flaircook itI’m in there
Pay attention to the tribe as we impose
This is how it goes
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
A yophife do you eat em? nahtip do you eat em?
Uh huhnot at all(come againy’all)
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
Jarobido you eat em? nopeshahdo you eat em?
Nopenot at all
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
Afrika do you eat em? noposdo you eat em?
Hell yeahall the time
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
Phifedo you eat em? nahtipdo you eat em?
Uh huhnot at all
Jarobido you eat em? nopeshahdo you eat em?
Nopenot at all
I don’t eat no ham n’ eggscuz they’re high in cholesterol
Afrikado you eat em? nogarydo you eat em?
Yeahall the time (laughing)