[Alan]
A-B-C-D-E
(Wait, Alan,
May I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)
No no no, dis is my spot
Don’t try and steal my spot
A — A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
B B B
B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
You have no cutout
D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc
$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
E — E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself — fuck you!
G — Get out my house
H — Homer
I — Idiot
J — Jackoff
King, King K
Alan King of MY castle
L is for the locquacious letter I’m about to lacerate your fatass wit
M — my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad? The question is no
N — N is for New York City
O — oh O, oh no
You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression
P — the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
Q — quote
Don’t you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
Unquote
R R, R — you mean R R, are you ready?
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
Rough, rest {*snores*} resume
S — shitty, savage sacred — YOU SUCKER
T T T — you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!
U — you will never understand
V — vamoose, you vicious vermin
W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept
X, X — X amount of times I tell you
You could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone
Y? I don’t know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z’s
